About the girl..

Sometimes I think I’m Buffy.. sometimes, I’m Wonder Woman.. other times, I find myself thinking I’m Xena..

But they all have one thing in common, they are strong female role models.. but they’re not infallible.. I’d like to see myself as one, one day.. but until then, I can dream that I am a slayer, an amazon, or a warrior princess.. and it gets me through the worst days of my life..

When not deluding herself into believing she’s a fictional character.. Alexis Band* (*Not real name) likes to spend her mornings in bed, afternoons in the gym, and evenings with her friends. Her love of sci-fi totally contrasts with her adulation for shoes.. She likes crying to Korean and Taiwanese dramas, and loves the feel of grass and sand on her bare feet. She falls in love way too fast, but that’s just the way she likes it. She wants to marry Hayden Christensen, and have Jake Gyllenhaal’s babies. She likes to talk dirty in her ‘Stitch’ voice. She dreams of becoming a famous writer, yet balks at the idea that anyone should read or even critique her work.

She thinks she’s blonde.. (she’s not) and cats are her favourite people. Her bed has room for everything except her. Shoes may be her weakness, but sunglasses are her essentials, can’t live withouts, the love of her life. She has more than 22 cute skirts, 21 of which will never see the light of day again. She has quit smoking more than 10 times.. and plans to keep quitting. Her mission in life is to make at least one person laugh or smile everyday.

A sizzling double Scorpio, born in the year of the Rooster, has the heart of a lion, the soul of a sinner and the boobs of a porn star. After spending two very educational years in the London Soho scene, she has the definite ‘fag hag’ vibe and the attitude to match. Gives more of herself than she gets back.. but that is just her achilles heel, and she can definitely live with that.

Loves: Stargate, Star Wars, Star Trek (in that order), Firefly, Gilmore Girls, Jalapenos, reading Muscle & Fitness Hers, sunglasses and dreaming of fame.

Hates: narrow-minded, judgemental people, her bushwhacker hair, and violent movies.

Worries: That her sexy nekkid pictures are doing the rounds on teh interwebs.

Believes: Magic, faeries and that aliens will come to claim her back to her home planet.

” That person, that couple life, and I swear, I hate admitting it because I fancy myself Wonder Woman, but I really want it – the whole package.” – Lorelai Gilmore.

” When you can’t run, you crawl, and when you can’t crawl – when you can’t do that… You find someone to carry you.” Firefly – Episode: The Message.



  1. Hi. This is stupid but I’ve got a few minutes to kill so thought I might as well bash out a quick message. I enjoyed Serenity at the cinema and recently got round to watching Firefly and loved it but was obviously enraged by the empty and unfinished feeling with which I was left. So here I am trawling the Internet for any snippet or morsel of story that I can find when I stumble upon this site. As a self confessed surfer of the web (motivated by a bizarre and unquenchable thirst for knowledge) I read through a couple of posts and wanted to leave my thoughts so here we go; It’s great that you’ve been going to the gym and taking control. A lot of people can reel off huge lists of things that make the unhappy but it takes a powerful person to do something about it and I admire that. You have awesome taste and I’m wondering how to find me a woman who doesn’t just like shopping and Big Brother. If you want to be a writer then you should go for it, in my opinion you’ve already shown everyone, and more importantly yourself, that you’ve got the focus and strength to stick to something so why not apply that same drive you’ve shown in fitness to paper. Pick up that pen and write woman and I guarantee I’ll read it. So there you go, guess that’s about wraps it up so see ya.

  2. I have a google alert for Jedi set up which is how I found your blog. I just want to say that we share a lot in common. A love of sci-fi, amazon-like stature (although I am probably too short actually, and I have joked for years with my family that one day I will be a crazy old woman telling her great-grandkids how she used to slay demons in high school! I also find your drive for fitness inspiring. I recently began to really LOOK at myself in the mirror when I’m getting ready in the morning. I have this mental image that just doesn’t match the image I see in my reflection. Considering that I’ve succombed to eating disorders in the past I don’t really know if what I am seeing is real or not. My pant size never changes although there are certain times when it’s a snug fit and some times when I got a little wiggle room. Who knows. What really got to me is that excercise quiets you’re mind. That would be the blessing. Fitness and health would be the free gift with purchase. I have overanalazyed, obsessed, and over-looked so many things for so many years. I have been thinking of quitting smoking (again) and starting a workout routine since I am going to be starting a new job in 2 weeks. Seems like a chance to make a fresh start (like moving to Sunnydale was for the Summers girls). I am bookmarking you, and hope that your continued sucess inspires me. And you seem creative and literate. I agree with Adam Fox – GO FOR IT!

  3. 🙂

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